Got a cup of coffee, NPR morning news playing on the radio and a big old vibrating hog underneath, while cruising through Utah and Wyoming!!!! Just an ordinary day....Hmmm maybe not so ordinary....
Clearly, the biker babes were no longer in California. They saw a billboard that said "we buy antlers."We know, some of you are hunters and get this whole fascination with antlers. But really, an entire business built around buying antlers?? Hmmmm, Maybe that Biffy's next profession… Inspired once again by being on the road.
But really, What is it about those Wyomingites??? Another infamous business in Wyoming was called Pryo City!!! Wonder if they franchise that kind of business… Fire, fire, fire!! That's what we need more pyros!!! Oh wait, that was not the last interesting business the biker babes saw in Wyoming. The next billboard advertised a chemical company. Called Tata chemicals!! What the heck kind of Company is that? What do they sell? Boxes of chemicals to make tatas ...take it off the shelf, add water, stir and you got Tatas As big as you want!! Gosh, wonder if Walmart will carry that kind of product??
Just as the babies were getting over all these very interesting billboards they came across a Roadside oddity. Now we all know, Biffy is obsessed with these damn roadside oddities and poor super Sheri tolerate having to stop at all these darn places. Yet, today's oddity definitely hit the top of the most… Well, interesting… List...... Okay be prepared, say yuck now. You say it ....say yuck!!! Today's roadside oddities was a pair of shoes made from human skin!! No freaking kidding! Some poor scoundrel, named big nose parrot George was skinned and shoes were made from him. Yucky yucky yucky yucky. See we told you say yuck. Now you know why.
After being traumatized by the oddity, Biffy experienced one more near death experience from super Sheris food. Those of you who read the blog, will remember a few years ago, super Sheri nearly killed the beloved Biffy when her soda went flying out of her cup holder on her bike. the soda, the cup and the straw went right for Biffys heart. Fortunately, Biffy was not killed by the straw but was a bit sticky from the soda.
Today, it was another food death-defying experience for Biffy. The babes stopped for gas and the ever so generous Biffy offered to buy Sheri a snack. she wanted some Cheetos . A little ways down the road, suddenly, Biffys life was in danger ...once again from food. biffy had to use her bestest biker skills and had to so expertly navigate her way through an entire wall of Cheetos . Cheetos came out of Sherry's lap and were all over the air and on The freeway. poor Biffy was nearly stabbed to death by millions of flying Cheetos!!
But alas, Biffy was saved by another road side oddity.... The biggest Virgin Mary in the whole wide world!!
As the day was ready to end the girls got into Nebraska. They stopped at a harley store and the keen eyed super sheri spotted the most marvelous hat that is just perfect for Biffy!! a new helmet complete with purple flowers!!! It is a thing of beauty!!!
After the harley store the biker babes took a gander to see where a gas station would be. what to their wondering eyes did they see?? Gas station called Cum and Go which was right across the street from the Hobby Lobby.... Hmmmm... These nebraskians may be more interesting than the Wyomingites!!
And the day ended with poor sheri icing her forever sore footy!!
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