All the way on the ride today the biker babes saw hundreds of bikers all heading towards Wisconsin. Just like homing pigeons, the Harley-Davidson bikes were riding their way to their home. Vroom, vroom the bikes are a little louder than those damn pigeons.
Amazingly, very,very few other women were on the Harleys. At least riding them, many women there were passengers. Any of the other women riders were with groups of men. The biker babes were the only only women group.
The biker babes of had a blast, meeting all the other bikers from all over the country - sitting down and telling the road stories. It was kind of like fish stories… Who's got the bigger fish… Yet in this case, it was who rode the longest ride… Yeah, the biker babes always WON that this story…
it has been pretty cool, almost all the men that the biker babes have interacted with have been truly impressed that the babes have ridden across country.
As the babes got into Wisconsin, the they stopped at a couple of the dealerships who were already having parties. Sheri met a new friend. Andy the Amarillo. Biffy consider trading in her big bike for the cutest little a pink scooter! But she decided that little scooter might not make it up back to California. and sheri refused to tow the scooter behind her big bike.... Nothing about wether or not could super sheri do it... Rather super sheri refused to be seen with that pink scooter... All about image!!!!
Sadly, biffy had to let go of her dream scooter.... another dream
CRUSHED....reality life is so difficult. So to feel better she shopped and did get a pretty new device for her big bike. its a shinny new chrome cupholder!! It's so pretty and it holds her morning coffee the best way to ride!! And it's chrome and sparkles... And sparkly things are good things!!!
As the day came to an end, the biker babes went down to the hotel lounge for a little supper. Yes, in the Midwest it's called supper not dinner!! Once, again, she confirmed she was no longer in California… She was definitely in the Midwest! Biffy asked the waiter to describe The cheese soup that was on the menu. The waiter's eyes lit up and a smile beamed across his face, as he said it is great soup and it is "like hamburger helper without the noodles " Sheri Experienced her happy place, as she realized Biffy had nothing to say, biffy was tongue-tied, biffy had quite quizzical look on her face. running through Biffys head was "what the fuck does one say to somebody who says restaurant food is so good because it tastes like hamburger helper??" An appropriate response to the waiter may have been....."And does it come with a side of spam??
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