Biffy The Big Bad Biker Babe : Day Four 310/1198miles PiE & Shawnee gets a date!!!

Could life be more perfect? Riding, riding riding and then pie! Our big bad bikers know how to live!! And that darling shotgun Shawnee, and her whole obsession with planning, it's not such a bad thing because she found a fabulous little restaurant called "MOMS" that had the best macaroni soup, toasted sandwiches and of course pie, pie, pie!

Life is just fucking awesome!!!

At the restaurant they did meet some very interesting characters. The waitress couldn't have been sweeter and kept parting them on our shoulders and smiling, smiling, smiling. And there were these two other Harley riders, a couple of gents in their 60s. They were traveling to California. Of course, bikers talked biking! Well they, the boys, became fascinated with shotgun Shawnees bike! Can you believe it, Harley riders, thinking the big ass victory bike was something of interest. The world is ending, the world is ending… Oh no, those two bikers are just banned from the Harley community for ever! Like, that wasn't stunning enough, one of the biker boys was heard checking out Shawnee. Shotgun Shawnee got picked up by a boy!! There must be some kind of weird karma here in Utah!!

The town where this little restaurant was quite an adventure for the duo. Biffy, of course, sniffed out a thrift store… It's been three days she has been to a thrift store. Withdrawal was the ensuing. For the first time ever, biffy was horrified by a thrift store. She walked in and stuff was everywhere, it was creepy, creepy,creepy. couches were falling from the ceiling and no human was to be seen just a cat. The cat powling the thrift store, couches that could've fallen at any second on top of our special Herion Biffy!! Biffy was having nothing to do with the possibility of being killed by a couch! Big bad Biffy is not going out of this world by being killed by a couch and that's that.

In the same town with the duo encountered boys, moms, pie, creepy thrift stores, biffy also sniffed out a lovely Roadside oddity!! A day cannot go by without finding one!!

Yesterday, it was a wooden fisherman in the middle of a dessert. today, it's a cement Native American Indian in a subway restaurant parking lot! Oh the world is so fascinating with these roadside oddities. Sometimes there just is no explanations for things in our world.... It just is.....

Oh yeah, the girls did ride a couple of miles today. They cruised through many,many, mountain ranges that were incredibly beautiful! They experience some pretty strong winds and their bikes will be in blowing around a bit but it was nothing this fucking amazing doing okay Duo couldn't handle. Big open roads, cruising through beautiful scenery, good weather, and good pals. Life could not be any more fucking amazing!!

And the day ended, at yet another one of shotgun Shawnees planned out dining excursions. Tonight's feast, was at a restaurant called Eddie Mcstiffs..... Yup the perfect place for a couple of lesbian biker chicks..... Oh but have no fear, biffy was up to her old tricks, flirting with the very, very, cute waitress. Biffy was desperately trying to get the phone number, and even pulled out her pink guns from her pink holster to try to encourage the waitress to give her her number.. Yea, that worked... Not... Biffy was foiled again!!