The ride was amazingly beautiful. The sun was on her way up while the fog covered the land. Cruising through the hills, mountains and fields of grape vines they saw spectacular views! And even a cow or two maybe even a goat.
Then they arrived in Woodland and the fun began! Oh wait, oh wait! A tragedy has occurred. Not everybody made it to Woodland! The flamingo flew the coop! Yep, it was bye,bye,Birdie! Birds/kids what ya going to with birds today (name that Broadway show).
So much for the birds....now it's on to the tale about the boy!!!! For real, our ever bubbly and bostrious Biffy was caught kissing Santa Clause (yet another musical reference) oh wait, it wasn't Santa, at all, rather it was the Grinch, no rather it was that devil mechanic with the heart of the Grinch! Yeah, the picture shows at all. Our Devine Ms.Biffy was trying to use her feminine wilds to get what she wanted from the devil!! Hey, don't don't underestimate Biffys power. She did get the devil to be on his knees for her!!
The good news is the bike is in tiptop shape. And after the incident with the devil, our lustrous miss Biffy had to work for a few more hours before her official vacation started. But during that time she pushed through a grant for $1 million to help people! Yeah, not a bad fucking day.
And check out those fingernails, they are awesome! Now,there is a betting pool to see how many days she can keep perfect nails on this bike tour!! And yes, she is wearing Harley Davidson watch and a Harley-Davidson ring! She's married her bike.
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