Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Day five - 164/1362 miles RATS and Plethora of Kitsch


Yeah, absolute pure joy!! Do we need to blog anymore?? This picture exemplifies exactly what this right is all about.

Oh okay, we won't disappoint our audience!

First, that dancing was to the fabulous wild women don't get the blues sing "silver beaver. " it is any surprise our bubbly Biffy couldn't hold herself back from dancing to such a song!!!

A few days earlier, the flamingo flew the coop! Much to the disappointment of Biffy, and she's been saddened and heartbroken that she hasn't had a passenger with her ever since. But, alas, today was a wonderful day and she added a new passenger a cute little RAT!! In honor,  of Biffy's little doggy who often rides with her whose name is Roadie, this rats name is going to be Roadie too. 


Rat Rodie, was adotefp from the needles State Park! What is it about the state park rangers… Hot,hot,hot... When shotgun Shawnee and big bad busy road into the park they had to pay a park fee but if he was willing to pay just about anything to that park ranger babe!! And if that weren't enough, in the gift store where they were looking at the different types of mascots they could adopt there was another mighty friendly ranger babe. Whew..... Biffy could hardly hold herself back!!

The gift store ranger babe, explained that the wildflowers were in season and some of the prettiest ones they'd seen in many many years.





Hmmm, which was more stunning the pretty pretty flowers or the mighty nifty ranger babes?

Okay, onto the other scenery. The biker babes saw the most awesome views it was stunning!! But there was this rather cranky elderly man who said "play your music a little louder so the whole park can hear you." Our brave Biffy did thank the man for his lovely suggestion. So sad, wisdom is life is interrupted for all of sad, to be so cranky. Biffy should've sang him happy song, certainly that would've made them feel better.

In addition to cranky man, the girls were frightened to death by huge, huge ravens!! One such Raven, was even seen landing on shotgun Shawnees motorcycle!! The horrors of it, biffy ran to get her pink gun out,  to shoot that god Damm Raven off the bike.

After all that Eye candy at the national Park ...yes, the babes, the mountains and the flowers.... Could the biker babes stand anymore excitement?

Will just like in bewitched Biffys nose started twitching, twitching, twitching. She could smell it! She could smell it! Roadside oddities were in her midst!! Omfg...... Biffy found nirvana!! How many Rite Aid oddities in one-stop could anyone ever possibly see.
Pet relief area with his and her fire hydrants.

Yes, that is our Biffy in a whirly bird!!!

The rest the day was spent in Moab exploring the local flavor. Including eating at a restaurant called "twisted sisters" could that have been more perfect, Getting a massage, shopping and ending the evening at the peace café listening to live music and of course having a lavendar martini.


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