Saturday, May 3, 2014

Day Two 448/542.7miles Sparkly Bike Has Been Defiled!

This was the first real day of the "Biker Chicks Gone Wild" adventure!!!

The day began in woodland with a 7am take off. Our bodacious Biffy was a wee bit nervous as she was about to take this leg of the journey all by herself. And she'd be going to Barstow Ca, well over 440 miles more that's a long, long ride. Roadie, the little doggie, helped her mom pack up the bike and gave Biffy lots of good luck hugs and kisses!! Good dog!!!

The ride from woodland to Bakersfield was not the most scenic trip but, of course, included grand stories. The first of which, occurred, oh so far, into the trip...brilliant Biffy decided she just must take a tour of the grounds of Sacramento state university....such a lovely campus....what amazing benefits of getting lost!!! Yup, Biffy got lost in Sacramento ...even though she did use to live in Sacramento!!!

The second grand story happened on the road outside of Modesto. All of a sudden, a huge semi truck came along side fearless...maybe not so fearless...Biffy, madly beeping its horn!!! What the heck was going on......this semi was insistent in getting Biffys attention, while Biffys attention was on trying not to mess in her pants!!! A semi truck in hot pursuit of our Biffy ........the truck driver was a woman!!!!! And she was giving Biffy the thumbs up!!!! Yeah women rock!! But, drat it all to heck… Biffy was so concerned with what was happening in her pants that she may have missed out on another dating opportunity. A woman truckdriver...... Bif hasn't had a truck driver before...dang imissed opportunity.

Soon, Biffy was leaving Bakersfield and heading to the Thachapis mountains. That was real riding,  it was absolutely beautiful. As she cruised through the mountains twisting and turning the wind picked up and the heat was above one hundred degrees! But there was nothing stopping our Biffy!

As we all expected, she FUCKING made it....she really did. Biffy left Woodland ca at 7am and arrived in Barstow at 3pm!!! What was she so worried about in the morning??

As if she wasn't already having enough fun, about 4 PM shotgun Shawnee rolled into Barstow!! And even more fun was had by all! A friend of Shawnees came in and join them for dinner and the trio had a blast! They ate Mexican food drink cocktails and it and the night they went to the fair!! And Biffy and Christin learned that shotgun Shawnee is ever so easily embarrassed when the conversation turns toward "unmentionables." Such an innocent soul out shotgun is!!!


By day riding motorcycles by evening riding the Ferris wheel! Could tthat not have been more perfect ending to the day!




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