Day Six - 170/1532miles. Bare breasted woman lassoing buffalo!!!

Lord god, could there be anything more beautiful? The biking babes took off Bright and early and got to see the sunrise over Arches national Park. Fucking awesome!!..... Now, that's a perfect way to start the day!!

The biker duo rode through the national Arches Park for a couple of hours and Saw some of the most spectacular views of the trip. Just plain fucking awesome!!

It was another day and time for another dance! Yep. that's our bouncy Biffy dancing a jig in the middle of the national Arches Park!

 time for the girls to take off to Cortez Colorado. Boy oh, boy o,boy oh 

,boy was that a cold ride!! Oh yeah,and it was a little bit of wind!! The burned gas like nobody's business. But they were safe, just a challenging fucking cold ride over to Cortez!! Cold odoes not prevent Biffy from being fashionable!! That pink hoodie is a statement.

Cortez, Colorado… There could not there be a more exciting town!! Super Shawnees planning skills are in question.... As they rode into town what did they see… Not a fucking lot. But, there was an ace hardware, and a Buick dealer!! Yeah, that's biffys kind of town!! They are not in California anymore…

Time for lunch stop… And a place called Blondies. Yep another delightful dining experience snooped out by our beloved shotgun Shawnee.

And the fun began at Blondies!! What kind of food do they have… Geee let's guess lots of things with meat... Real meat... Beef, no fricking chicken or fish... And lots of thins deep-fried!! Oh and if you had to go potty, you had to identify if you were a bull or a doe!! What are they do for transgendered people .... Where's the doebuck bathroom? Again, the girls are not in California!!And there were dead things all over the walls!! These Wildwest people are wild!!!

Our bodacious Biffy was having an excellent time, at blondiez ! We all know how her eyes wander, wander, wander… Yup, Biff saw something she liked .... Eye cand!!! True to her history....she likes them big and tall. look at this Studley one she was smacking on!!! Can you say that is one horny buck....with..... Biffy....

Following lunch, and her dalliance with the buck… Biffy and Shotgun Shawnee and went shopping!! Biffy wanted to be prefectly attired to continue her Affair with the lovely horny buck.

The pink, it's perfect accessory to wear underneath the motorcycle gear! Now, every girl biker should know this kind of trick ....wear pretty lace underneath gear, and you're certainly prepared anytime you meet beautiful big old buck !! The salesgirl was pretty helpful…  but our poor innocent shotgun Shawnee was having nothing to do with lingerie!!

Later on, the girls took a little bit of a break, cleaned themselves up and got ready for the evening excitement. Biffy stopped over at the local grocery store to get a few supplies for the motorcycle ride. And boy did she get checked out in the grocery line!! The checker noted Biffy's spectacular belt buckle of the three superhero women. And whispered to Biffy how beautiful and wondrous it was! Followed by the comment "I have to whisper because if people saw what I was staring at they'd wonder what I was up to…! "Nice, pick up line… From the young chick in Cortez Colorado!! 

The biker duos had a lovely evening of frolicking at the local brewhouse! And on the way over, have no fear, our Biffy's nose was a twitch as she sniffed out some interesting roadside oddities!! A sign with an interesting space between certain letters.... It's all about how you read it, a 1950s looking liquor store was cool lit up sign, and smiley faces over turbines, and red bulls above the head!

And the brewhouse was quite the place of excitement. Biffy found her most favorite, Roadside oddity almost over… A bare breasted woman lasoing up a  Buffalo!! Yup for sure it was real. 

In this brewhouse could not have been more hilarious! Oh yea, the beer and pizza fucking rocked too. The brew house  theme is "prevent heart attacks drink beer!" Words everyone should live by!!

Oh, biffy was so wrong when she thought that the Buick dealer in the Ace Hardware where the extent of the excitement in Cortez Colorado. Rasberry ale, yummy.... Biffy took her responsibility seriously and did her part to prevent heart attacks!!