Day two of the adventure… The duo almost got killed by a big tanker!! Not kidding, for real… They did too, almost, got killed, almost! Skipper Kipper had them sailing through a big shipping channel and a big tanker ship was coming right at the lady sailors! The tanker beeped at us once, then beeped at the ladies five times! Then the tanker was hailing the ladies on the radio. No kidding, hailing on the radio, it really happened!! The lady sailors could've been killed by the tanker. That darn Naughty, naughty Skipper Kipper ... Endangering their lives - how dare she!!And they say motorcycling is dangerous… Sailing with Skipper Kiper is dangerous too!!! This is the tanker that almost ran the ladies over!!
Now, Biffy never ever would try to distract skipper kipper from her important role as safety monitor.... But just maybe, Biffy's antics were a part of the perilous moments.... Did Biffy really stuck grapes all over her face while the two were being chased by a huge killer tanker??
The ladies past all kinds of big tankers, thankfully only one was out to kill them!!
They sailed from emery cove harbor to oyster bay harbor. It took us about four hours of sailing time. Most of the sail was quite pleasant. At a few points, they got up to 25knots of wind and 8 knots of speed and were healing LOTS!!! Biffy was squeeling with excitment and fear!! Meanwhile, the ever calm Skipper Kip. Remained even keeled and just smiled at Biffys fear!!
Finally, the duo arrived in oyster cove. Skipper kip taught bumbling Biffy well... When they were docking the boat Biffy actually .... Caught the cleat!!! Yup, she threw the rope in the dock and actually got it around the Cleat And help stop the boat.... And she didn't even fall in the water !! That skipper kipper may be a killer but she's a dang good teacher too!!
Then, the evening fun began!!! The duo hung out at the oyster Bay Yatch club!! Clearlly, they were a good 20 years younger than anyone else in the club.... Even kip was considerably younger. And they were two ofvthebthree women in the place! There they were, the lesbian boaters hanging out with dirty old man at the yacht club. Those men kept asking the lesbians if they came by themselves!. Apparently, the old men had not seen a couple boater girls come through their Yachtclub before. But the club folks were incredibly kind, filled the girls with lovely little sandwiches and potato salad. And lots of alcohol!! the bartended forgot how to make a whiskey sour, gosh, that's complicated!! But skipper Kip's whiskey sour certainly had a lot of whiskey!!! And the barmaid had the cutest little apron that said "first mate" on it. And somehow skipper Kip and boater biker Biffy got their own aprons!! Free stuff yippee.
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