Tuesday, June 24, 2014

BIFFY DOES BOATS!!



Yuppers, the Biffy the Biker Babe is branching out from motorcycles to boats. She's spending a week on this lovely 36 foot sailboat!! And happens to be spending the week with a lovely lady... Named Skipper Kipper....

Now, will Skipper Kipper and boating Biker Biffy have as much fun on the boat as Biffy has had on the motorcycles??

This boating adventure began about 10 in the morning. Skipper and Biffy were joined by four other vibrant, lovely lesbians. They left out of Point Richmond Harbor. Cruised on the Bay heading towards Emeryville about a five hour tour. The weather was perfect the boat was wonderful and the company was ....... Hmmmmm...... Interesting..

Mere minutes after being under sail what did the conversation turn towards?? Yes, this group of Skipper Kips friends are an interesting lot.... Capable of interesting conversations. This morning's conversation revolved around meditation and orgasms!! Now, that's a perfect conversation for lesbians over 50 who are so grounded and centered .....especially about their own orgasms!!  And there was some mention Boater Biker Biffy's past experience with "30 "toys" in the dishwasher… it was a conversation stopper. Biffy was a little concerned she had scared Skipper Kippers friends.
 Yup, can't have that kind of conversation when you're on a motorcycle!! Yet, there certainly is a connection to being on a motorcycle and orgasms, 900 pounds of vibrating steel between one's legs it's a good thing.



Jeanie beanie was the lively, and lovely lunch lady. She prepared sandwiches and snacks for the whole crew and even Skipper Kipper. And oh so, Marin, the food was organic gluten-free and all that kind a healthy shit.

Analytical Kate, was quite entertaining as she learned to steer the boat. And she was fabulous at the helm. She took the boat safely through 27 kn of wind!! Did she even know she was in gale force winds?? It was good Skipper Kipper  did not tell her that!!

About five hours later, the lesbian crew landed in Emeryville Cove Harbor and walked over to Chevy's for a couple of drinks and a little dinner.

The sailing trip was just absolutely orgasmic!!

And oh what a theme for the rest if the evening. skipper kip and biker boating Biffy were left alone to enjoy the sunset and the boat!!


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