The lady sailors woke up late and lounged at the Oakland Yatch club. It was a beautiful morning.friends of Kips (aka Kips former lover.... Oh such a lesbian thing to be all buddies) came to get the duo and took them to a lovey breakfast joint in alameda.
It was a beautiful morning in Oakland.
So the ladies were cruising through the cannel past many large, large vessels.... Not a one honked at Skipper Kipper!!! Imagine that!!
Soon they were on their way to San Francisco!!!!! During this trip Skipper Kipper learned the joy of auto pilot!!! Can ya fruckin imagine a boat on auto pilot!!!! Biffy was none too thrilled about this auto pilot thing because while the boat was in autopilot Skipper Kipper decided to plop her as into a princess seat!! Biffy thought those seats were reserved for her.... The queen of princesses!!! Hmmm Kip Pearson..... Skipper and a Princess!!!!! A multi talented gal for sure.... So much achievements for a gal from Nebraska!!! She does look Devine in the princess seat..... Maybe not as Devine as Princess Biffy!!
As Sothe lady boaters arrived in beautiful San Francisco they came across cute little boats, kids learning to sail. They were ever so cute!!
And soon the duo docket and went in search of real coffee... Biffy was experiencing much coffee withdrawal on this trip as she'd been suffering with instant coffee... Bluck and double yuck !!
And oh what fun the had when Biffy got a bit of caffeine in her.... She had so much energy she made them paper sailor hats... Out of the gay paper that was announcing gay pride!!! How much more appropriate could that have been!!
Then it was time for an evening affair.... With the Giants baseball team!!! The boat was docked right outside of at& t park and it was glbttti night !!! Oh what fun that was....the ever so thoughtful skipper kipper brought an extra t shirt for princess Biffy. Biffy has never worn a sports team t shirt ... Not exactly an appropriate fashion statement for the princess. Lord god ... She not only wore a sports team shirt Biffy was spotted in a Giants baseball cap.... For real a fruckin baseball cap!!! It must have been a result of being stuffed full of Sheboygan bratwurst and blue moon beer....weird things happen when one if full of beer and brats!!
The game sucked but the experience was a blast. And it was a beautiful night in San Francisco !!!
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