Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Day Three - Nothing Worse Than A Wet Princess!!!

Last night, over much wisky, the lady boaters were given their own key to the oyster bay Yatch club! Ah what a better way to start a day, than to hang out inside a Yatch club watching the morning boating activities! Skipper Kipper and Boating Biffy were enjoying morning coffee and were soon  joined by the Yatch club Commador Emeritis - Dave. Who was mighty serious and curious about the two lady sailors.... He forgot he hAd met them the night before..... whiskey impairment side effect.


It was beautiful foggy hazy sky, almost winter like sailing. ...... In California we can sail in winter (love to the Midwesterners). Most of the sail was at 15-25 knots out of the west. A calmish ride except for when skipper kipper suggested boater biker Biffy may want to go under the dodger. Oh that Biffy was heard to say "you are not the boss of me!!!" Which was quckly followed by a horrible splashing incident!!! And there is nothing worse than a very wet princess! Biffy was baptized with much salty sea water!!! Bless Skipper Kippers heart!!!


That tricky Skipper Kipper sure likes to impress girls.....so effectively that they are all wet and salty..... Hmmm ...... Does skipper kippers impressing girl skills have anything to do with Mondays conversations about meditation and orgasms?

Not only did Skipper Kipper, get Biffy wet and salty, skipper was the consummate sailing mentor. Biffy successful helmed the boat when they tacked, worked those ropy things again and furled the jib!!! And Skipper Kipper did not even have one honk today!! She was a safe skipper today!!!

Finally, the duo landed in Oakland Yatch club...... Fricking right across from Biffys office building lol!!! She much prefers seeing her building from outside!!


As the evening came to a close the ladies had a nice supper on the boat, watched the evening sunset and watched a little tv  on the boat..... Gilligans island of course!!





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