Day Five - Awesome Exhaustion!!

The lady boaters slept late and took a leisurely stroll in the south of market area in San Francisco. Apparently, Kip has a special fondness for smurfs as she was seen walking the streets with a giant smurf. Oh wait, that was just Biffy making, yet, another questionable fashion statement. As she was dressed in aqua pants and a huge aqua/green sweater ......fashion inspired by smurf ..... Now that is trend setting !! Thank god there were no pictures of this lovely attire! After, this smurf incident and the giants tshirt and hat yesterday.... Clearly Biffy needs to get her fashion act together - she is way off her fashion game!!! Next she'll be in a flannel shirt and frye boots..... Ah the horrors of such a site!!!

Even in her questionable fashion, The ladies found a lovely bakery/ restraunt where they had a leisurely breakfast. And Biffy filled herself full of coffee.... Cause she so needs to be jacked up on more coffee.....poor, poor kip.... She should get a very special award for being able tolerate our beloved, constantly,over caffeinated, Biffy.

Then it was time.... For the last sail of this adventure. The wether was perfect!! Skipper kipper asked Biffy to take the helm and Biffy steared that huge boat all the way under the Oakland bridge!!! Imagine that..... Biffy didn't even hit a tanker!!! Yea, she's good!!

Throughout the sail they saw a variety of wildlife, seal, dolphins and lots of birds catching their own supper. Amazing wildlife, amazing world right outside of one of the biggest cities, San Francisco, in the world!!

A few hours latter, they were back in point Richmond. They made it, they really made it!!!

         PURE AWASOME EXHAUSTION!!

The most amazing, fucking amazing part of the trip was Skipper Kip.... Not only does she get a special place in heaven , or other after life salon that may exist, for putting up with Biffy for a week!!! Skipper Kipper is a fucking remarkable woman!! Literally, only a few years ago skipper learned to sail. Unlike most people,she challenged   herself, she got out of her box, she took a big risk and said yea... Im going learn to sail...and she has gotten so fricking good she skippered a week sailing trip w a very novice crew!! Not only, did skipper kipper sail that boat, all  over the bay, with a gentle spirit and  calm confidence, she helped her crew learn the basics and truly enjoy the adventure. Imagine the courage that took!!!  Yea, Skipper Kipper is an amazing, strong, admirable,remarkable and absolutely beautiful woman!!! 

Day Four-Paper Hats & Lesbians With Balls

The lady sailors woke up late and lounged at the Oakland Yatch club. It was a beautiful morning.friends of Kips (aka Kips former lover.... Oh such a lesbian thing to be all buddies) came to get the duo and took them to a lovey breakfast joint in alameda. 

It was a beautiful morning in Oakland. 

So the ladies were cruising through the cannel past many large, large vessels.... Not a one honked at Skipper Kipper!!! Imagine that!!

Soon they were on their way to San Francisco!!!!! During this trip Skipper Kipper learned the joy of auto pilot!!! Can ya fruckin imagine a boat on auto pilot!!!! Biffy was none too thrilled about this auto pilot thing because while the boat was in autopilot Skipper Kipper decided to plop her as into a princess seat!! Biffy thought those seats were reserved for her.... The queen of princesses!!! Hmmm Kip Pearson..... Skipper and a Princess!!!!! A multi talented gal for sure.... So much achievements for a gal from Nebraska!!! She does look Devine in the princess seat..... Maybe not as Devine as Princess Biffy!!

As Sothe lady boaters arrived in beautiful San Francisco they came across cute little boats, kids learning to sail. They were ever so cute!! 

And soon the duo docket and went in search of real coffee... Biffy was experiencing much coffee withdrawal on this trip as she'd been suffering with instant coffee... Bluck and double yuck !!

And oh what fun the had when Biffy got a bit of caffeine in her.... She had so much energy she made them paper sailor hats... Out of the gay paper that was announcing gay pride!!! How much more appropriate could that have been!!

Then it was time for an evening affair.... With the Giants baseball team!!! The boat was docked right outside of at& t park and it was glbttti night !!! Oh what fun that was....the ever so thoughtful skipper kipper brought an extra t shirt for princess Biffy. Biffy has never worn a sports team t shirt ... Not exactly an appropriate fashion statement for the princess. Lord god ... She not only wore a sports team shirt Biffy was spotted in a Giants baseball cap.... For real a fruckin baseball cap!!! It must have been a result of being stuffed full of Sheboygan bratwurst and blue moon beer....weird things happen when one if full of beer and brats!!

The game sucked but the experience was a blast. And it was a beautiful night in San Francisco !!!

Day Three - Nothing Worse Than A Wet Princess!!!

Last night, over much wisky, the lady boaters were given their own key to the oyster bay Yatch club! Ah what a better way to start a day, than to hang out inside a Yatch club watching the morning boating activities! Skipper Kipper and Boating Biffy were enjoying morning coffee and were soon  joined by the Yatch club Commador Emeritis - Dave. Who was mighty serious and curious about the two lady sailors.... He forgot he hAd met them the night before..... whiskey impairment side effect.

It was beautiful foggy hazy sky, almost winter like sailing. ...... In California we can sail in winter (love to the Midwesterners). Most of the sail was at 15-25 knots out of the west. A calmish ride except for when skipper kipper suggested boater biker Biffy may want to go under the dodger. Oh that Biffy was heard to say "you are not the boss of me!!!" Which was quckly followed by a horrible splashing incident!!! And there is nothing worse than a very wet princess! Biffy was baptized with much salty sea water!!! Bless Skipper Kippers heart!!!

That tricky Skipper Kipper sure likes to impress girls.....so effectively that they are all wet and salty..... Hmmm ...... Does skipper kippers impressing girl skills have anything to do with Mondays conversations about meditation and orgasms?

Not only did Skipper Kipper, get Biffy wet and salty, skipper was the consummate sailing mentor. Biffy successful helmed the boat when they tacked, worked those ropy things again and furled the jib!!! And Skipper Kipper did not even have one honk today!! She was a safe skipper today!!!

Finally, the duo landed in Oakland Yatch club...... Fricking right across from Biffys office building lol!!! She much prefers seeing her building from outside!!

As the evening came to a close the ladies had a nice supper on the boat, watched the evening sunset and watched a little tv  on the boat..... Gilligans island of course!!

Naughty Skipper And Aprons!!!!

Day two of the adventure… The duo almost got killed by a big tanker!! Not kidding, for real… They did too, almost, got killed, almost! Skipper Kipper had them sailing through a big shipping channel and a big tanker ship was coming right at the lady sailors! The tanker beeped at us once, then beeped at the ladies five times! Then the tanker was hailing the ladies on the radio. No kidding, hailing on the radio,  it really happened!! The lady sailors could've been killed by the tanker. That darn Naughty, naughty Skipper Kipper ... Endangering their lives - how dare  she!!And they say motorcycling is dangerous… Sailing with Skipper Kiper is dangerous too!!! This is the tanker that almost ran the ladies over!!

Now, Biffy never ever would try to distract skipper kipper from her important role as safety monitor.... But just maybe, Biffy's antics were a part of the perilous moments.... Did Biffy really stuck grapes all over her face while the two were being chased by a huge killer tanker??

Once, the duo realized just how precious life is, they got on with this sailing adventure.  And "Killer" (aka skipper kipper) taught the boating biker Biffy a bit about those rope thingys. Biffy was mighty proud as she pulled those rope things and big ass sails moved!!! Skipper used those technical terms and said Biffy "handled the mainsheet and dropped the traveller." Yea that's it, that's what Biffy did.

The ladies past all kinds of big tankers, thankfully only one was out to kill them!!

They sailed from emery cove harbor to oyster bay harbor. It took us about four hours of sailing time. Most of the sail was quite pleasant. At a few points, they got up to 25knots of wind and 8 knots of speed and were healing LOTS!!! Biffy was squeeling with excitment and fear!! Meanwhile, the ever calm Skipper Kip. Remained even keeled and just smiled at Biffys fear!!

Finally, the duo arrived in oyster cove. Skipper kip taught bumbling Biffy well... When they were docking the boat Biffy actually .... Caught the cleat!!! Yup, she threw the rope in the dock and actually got it around the Cleat And help stop the boat.... And she didn't even fall in the water !! That skipper kipper may be a killer but she's a dang good teacher too!!

Then, the evening fun began!!! The duo hung out at the oyster Bay Yatch club!! Clearlly, they were a good 20 years younger than anyone else in the club.... Even kip was considerably younger. And they were two ofvthebthree women in the place! There they were, the lesbian boaters hanging out with dirty old man at the yacht club. Those men kept asking the lesbians if they came by themselves!. Apparently, the old men had not seen a couple boater girls come through their Yachtclub before. But the club folks were incredibly kind, filled the girls with lovely little sandwiches and potato salad. And lots of alcohol!! the bartended forgot how to make a whiskey sour,  gosh,  that's complicated!! But skipper Kip's whiskey sour certainly had a lot of whiskey!!! And the barmaid had the cutest little apron that said "first mate" on it. And somehow skipper Kip and boater biker Biffy got their own aprons!! Free stuff yippee.

BIFFY DOES BOATS!!

Yuppers, the Biffy the Biker Babe is branching out from motorcycles to boats. She's spending a week on this lovely 36 foot sailboat!! And happens to be spending the week with a lovely lady... Named Skipper Kipper....

Now, will Skipper Kipper and boating Biker Biffy have as much fun on the boat as Biffy has had on the motorcycles??

This boating adventure began about 10 in the morning. Skipper and Biffy were joined by four other vibrant, lovely lesbians. They left out of Point Richmond Harbor. Cruised on the Bay heading towards Emeryville about a five hour tour. The weather was perfect the boat was wonderful and the company was ....... Hmmmmm...... Interesting..

Mere minutes after being under sail what did the conversation turn towards?? Yes, this group of Skipper Kips friends are an interesting lot.... Capable of interesting conversations. This morning's conversation revolved around meditation and orgasms!! Now, that's a perfect conversation for lesbians over 50 who are so grounded and centered .....especially about their own orgasms!!  And there was some mention Boater Biker Biffy's past experience with "30 "toys" in the dishwasher… it was a conversation stopper. Biffy was a little concerned she had scared Skipper Kippers friends.

 Yup, can't have that kind of conversation when you're on a motorcycle!! Yet, there certainly is a connection to being on a motorcycle and orgasms, 900 pounds of vibrating steel between one's legs it's a good thing.

Jeanie beanie was the lively, and lovely lunch lady. She prepared sandwiches and snacks for the whole crew and even Skipper Kipper. And oh so, Marin, the food was organic gluten-free and all that kind a healthy shit.

Analytical Kate, was quite entertaining as she learned to steer the boat. And she was fabulous at the helm. She took the boat safely through 27 kn of wind!! Did she even know she was in gale force winds?? It was good Skipper Kipper  did not tell her that!!

About five hours later, the lesbian crew landed in Emeryville Cove Harbor and walked over to Chevy's for a couple of drinks and a little dinner.

The sailing trip was just absolutely orgasmic!!

And oh what a theme for the rest if the evening. skipper kip and biker boating Biffy were left alone to enjoy the sunset and the boat!!