Day Seven 295/1822 miles Biffy Gets a Husband

Seriously, another amazingly beautiful day!! The biker babes rode through the four corners, or four states meet.And cruised through Navajo land. It was absolutely fucking awesome!! The roads are wide open with little traffic and theScenery  couldn't be more beautiful. Miles and miles of open land. And every once in a while they would see wild horses running through the land. Literally wild horses… Could that be any more fucking awesome?And the pictures just don't do it justice,it was so incredible. So fucking awesome.

And of course, it was another day… Which meant it was time for another dance!! Next week, Biffy  will be trying out for dancing with stars… She may not be a star but she glows brightly as any star in the sky…

Amidst the joy and excitement the biker babes did have to tend to maintenance things, such as getting gas. Almost always when they stop someone engages them in conversations about the bikes, about the ride etc. People are nice, and always impressed with what the girls are doing. Yeah, the biker babes are fucking awesome!!

At one such stop a little girl came up to Biffy and started talking about the bike and how pretty it was. The little girl said she like the bike because it was a pretty color and it's sparkled, sparkled. sparkled!! That's right sparkly bike does sparkle!! Then the little girl said  "I like your hat,  I like the flowers!! Even though Biffy doesn't really have much experience with little children, clearly this one was special,she was a neato keen little girl!

There must've been something about the karma in the energy at this rest stop. Because inside, while paying for her gas the cashier engaged in conversation about the bikes and he said was "I hope you and your husband have a safe ride out there! "Yep shotgun Shawnee, now, has become Biffys  biking husband!! Maybe, that is why Shotgun Shawnee was insistent that our sweet innocent Biffy rub Shawnees thigh and "touch my leathers ." And latter shotgun Shawnee was seen giving a little pat on the Innocent Biffy's beautiful bottom. Oh, those little love touches… Such cuteness between a husband-and-wife!! What the heck is going on here!!!

The biker duo, the husband-and-wife team… Arrived in Flagstaff late afternoon. They unpacked, cleaned up and husband Shotgun shawnee decided she had to have pie. She just had to have pie. Wonder if there's a 12 step program for pie addiction?

 So, off they went to the Village Inn… Yes the Village Inn… Since when has Biffy been at a village in oh like 20 years ago… as they walked over to the village in Biffys  nose started twitching, like it always does when… When… Roadside oddities are afoot!! Check these babies out, a horsey, and then local art, and Biffys date for the day!! A day couldn't go by without Biffy Cruising the ladies, this one was a little stiff though. Funny, how husband shotgun Shawnee, just shook her head when Biffy was cruising this chick..... A husband who was not jealous...how do you like that!

The two biker babes arrived at the Village Inn and much to their excitement it was time for the early bird special!! Biffy so is not in California anymore… Earlybird dinner specials!! And tonight,  instead of a beer, with the early bird special, Biffy tasted Wisconsin cheddar cheese soup!! But this was not real "Wisconsin"cheddar cheese soup it had jalapenos in it!! These Arizonans trying to pass off Wisconsin cheddar soup by putting jalapenos in it that's heresy!

All in all it was another fucking amazing day!!

Day Six - 170/1532miles. Bare breasted woman lassoing buffalo!!!

Lord god, could there be anything more beautiful? The biking babes took off Bright and early and got to see the sunrise over Arches national Park. Fucking awesome!!..... Now, that's a perfect way to start the day!!

The biker duo rode through the national Arches Park for a couple of hours and Saw some of the most spectacular views of the trip. Just plain fucking awesome!!

It was another day and time for another dance! Yep. that's our bouncy Biffy dancing a jig in the middle of the national Arches Park!

 time for the girls to take off to Cortez Colorado. Boy oh, boy o,boy oh 

,boy was that a cold ride!! Oh yeah,and it was a little bit of wind!! The burned gas like nobody's business. But they were safe, just a challenging fucking cold ride over to Cortez!! Cold odoes not prevent Biffy from being fashionable!! That pink hoodie is a statement.

Cortez, Colorado… There could not there be a more exciting town!! Super Shawnees planning skills are in question.... As they rode into town what did they see… Not a fucking lot. But, there was an ace hardware, and a Buick dealer!! Yeah, that's biffys kind of town!! They are not in California anymore…

Time for lunch stop… And a place called Blondies. Yep another delightful dining experience snooped out by our beloved shotgun Shawnee.

And the fun began at Blondies!! What kind of food do they have… Geee let's guess lots of things with meat... Real meat... Beef, no fricking chicken or fish... And lots of thins deep-fried!! Oh and if you had to go potty, you had to identify if you were a bull or a doe!! What are they do for transgendered people .... Where's the doebuck bathroom? Again, the girls are not in California!!And there were dead things all over the walls!! These Wildwest people are wild!!!

Our bodacious Biffy was having an excellent time, at blondiez ! We all know how her eyes wander, wander, wander… Yup, Biff saw something she liked .... Eye cand!!! True to her history....she likes them big and tall. look at this Studley one she was smacking on!!! Can you say that is one horny buck....with..... Biffy....

Following lunch, and her dalliance with the buck… Biffy and Shotgun Shawnee and went shopping!! Biffy wanted to be prefectly attired to continue her Affair with the lovely horny buck.

The pink, it's perfect accessory to wear underneath the motorcycle gear! Now, every girl biker should know this kind of trick ....wear pretty lace underneath gear, and you're certainly prepared anytime you meet beautiful big old buck !! The salesgirl was pretty helpful…  but our poor innocent shotgun Shawnee was having nothing to do with lingerie!!

Later on, the girls took a little bit of a break, cleaned themselves up and got ready for the evening excitement. Biffy stopped over at the local grocery store to get a few supplies for the motorcycle ride. And boy did she get checked out in the grocery line!! The checker noted Biffy's spectacular belt buckle of the three superhero women. And whispered to Biffy how beautiful and wondrous it was! Followed by the comment "I have to whisper because if people saw what I was staring at they'd wonder what I was up to…! "Nice, pick up line… From the young chick in Cortez Colorado!! 

The biker duos had a lovely evening of frolicking at the local brewhouse! And on the way over, have no fear, our Biffy's nose was a twitch as she sniffed out some interesting roadside oddities!! A sign with an interesting space between certain letters.... It's all about how you read it, a 1950s looking liquor store was cool lit up sign, and smiley faces over turbines, and red bulls above the head!

And the brewhouse was quite the place of excitement. Biffy found her most favorite, Roadside oddity almost over… A bare breasted woman lasoing up a  Buffalo!! Yup for sure it was real. 

In this brewhouse could not have been more hilarious! Oh yea, the beer and pizza fucking rocked too. The brew house  theme is "prevent heart attacks drink beer!" Words everyone should live by!!

Oh, biffy was so wrong when she thought that the Buick dealer in the Ace Hardware where the extent of the excitement in Cortez Colorado. Rasberry ale, yummy.... Biffy took her responsibility seriously and did her part to prevent heart attacks!!

Day Four 310/1198miles PiE & Shawnee gets a date!!!

Could life be more perfect? Riding, riding riding and then pie! Our big bad bikers know how to live!! And that darling shotgun Shawnee, and her whole obsession with planning, it's not such a bad thing because she found a fabulous little restaurant called "MOMS" that had the best macaroni soup, toasted sandwiches and of course pie, pie, pie!

Life is just fucking awesome!!!

At the restaurant they did meet some very interesting characters. The waitress couldn't have been sweeter and kept parting them on our shoulders and smiling, smiling, smiling. And there were these two other Harley riders, a couple of gents in their 60s. They were traveling to California. Of course, bikers talked biking! Well they, the boys, became fascinated with shotgun Shawnees bike! Can you believe it, Harley riders, thinking the big ass victory bike was something of interest. The world is ending, the world is ending… Oh no, those two bikers are just banned from the Harley community for ever! Like, that wasn't stunning enough, one of the biker boys was heard checking out Shawnee. Shotgun Shawnee got picked up by a boy!! There must be some kind of weird karma here in Utah!!

The town where this little restaurant was quite an adventure for the duo. Biffy, of course, sniffed out a thrift store… It's been three days she has been to a thrift store. Withdrawal was the ensuing. For the first time ever, biffy was horrified by a thrift store. She walked in and stuff was everywhere, it was creepy, creepy,creepy. couches were falling from the ceiling and no human was to be seen just a cat. The cat powling the thrift store, couches that could've fallen at any second on top of our special Herion Biffy!! Biffy was having nothing to do with the possibility of being killed by a couch! Big bad Biffy is not going out of this world by being killed by a couch and that's that.

In the same town with the duo encountered boys, moms, pie, creepy thrift stores, biffy also sniffed out a lovely Roadside oddity!! A day cannot go by without finding one!!

Yesterday, it was a wooden fisherman in the middle of a dessert. today, it's a cement Native American Indian in a subway restaurant parking lot! Oh the world is so fascinating with these roadside oddities. Sometimes there just is no explanations for things in our world.... It just is.....

Oh yeah, the girls did ride a couple of miles today. They cruised through many,many, mountain ranges that were incredibly beautiful! They experience some pretty strong winds and their bikes will be in blowing around a bit but it was nothing this fucking amazing doing okay Duo couldn't handle. Big open roads, cruising through beautiful scenery, good weather, and good pals. Life could not be any more fucking amazing!!

And the day ended, at yet another one of shotgun Shawnees  planned out dining excursions. Tonight's feast, was at a restaurant called Eddie Mcstiffs..... Yup the perfect place for a couple of lesbian biker chicks..... Oh but have no fear, biffy was up to her old tricks, flirting with the very, very, cute waitress. Biffy was desperately trying to get the phone number, and even pulled out her pink guns from her pink holster to try to encourage the waitress to give her her number..  Yea, that worked... Not... Biffy was foiled again!!  a so instead of getting lucky, they just had a bunch of meat and martinis !!!Happy Cinco de Mayo

Day five - 164/1362 miles RATS and Plethora of Kitsch

Yeah, absolute pure joy!! Do we need to blog anymore?? This picture exemplifies exactly what this right is all about.

Oh okay, we won't disappoint our audience!

First, that dancing was to the fabulous wild women don't get the blues sing "silver beaver. " it is any surprise our bubbly Biffy couldn't hold herself back from dancing to such a song!!!

A few days earlier, the flamingo flew the coop! Much to the disappointment of Biffy, and she's been saddened and heartbroken that she hasn't had a passenger with her ever since. But, alas, today was a wonderful day and she added a new passenger a cute little RAT!! In honor,  of Biffy's little doggy who often rides with her whose name is Roadie, this rats name is going to be Roadie too. 

Rat Rodie, was adotefp from the needles State Park! What is it about the state park rangers… Hot,hot,hot... When shotgun Shawnee and big bad busy road into the park they had to pay a park fee but if he was willing to pay just about anything to that park ranger babe!! And if that weren't enough, in the gift store where they were looking at the different types of mascots they could adopt there was another mighty friendly ranger babe. Whew..... Biffy could hardly hold herself back!!

The gift store ranger babe, explained that the wildflowers were in season and some of the prettiest ones they'd seen in many many years.

Hmmm, which was more stunning the pretty pretty flowers or the mighty nifty ranger babes?

Okay, onto the other scenery. The biker babes saw the most awesome views it was stunning!! But there was this rather cranky elderly man who said "play your music a little louder so the whole park can hear you." Our brave Biffy did thank the man for his lovely suggestion. So sad, wisdom is life is interrupted for all of sad, to be so cranky. Biffy should've sang him happy song, certainly that would've made them feel better.

In addition to cranky man, the girls were frightened to death by huge, huge ravens!! One such Raven, was even seen landing on shotgun Shawnees motorcycle!! The horrors of it, biffy ran to get her pink gun out,  to shoot that god Damm Raven off the bike.

After all that Eye candy at the national Park ...yes, the babes, the mountains and the flowers.... Could the biker babes stand anymore excitement?

Will just like in bewitched Biffys nose started twitching, twitching, twitching. She could smell it! She could smell it! Roadside oddities were in her midst!! Omfg...... Biffy found nirvana!! How many Rite Aid oddities in one-stop could anyone ever possibly see.

Pet relief area with his and her fire hydrants.

Yes, that is our Biffy in a whirly bird!!!

The rest the day was spent in Moab exploring the local flavor. Including eating at a restaurant called "twisted sisters" could that have been more perfect, Getting a massage, shopping and ending the evening at the peace café listening to live music and of course having a lavendar martini.