Well, well, well, it was a beautiful Saturday morning.....perfect for a ride. So our lovely heroin Biffy gets her bike ready and straps on that lovely pink helmet and off she goes vrooooooom.Bif decides she'd like to commune with the wine country today. So vroom, vroom to hwy 80 and off on hwy 12. It is a foggy and rather cool ride. But our Biff is having a fabulous ride, enjoying the scenery and cruising ever so smoothly through the hi way and around the curves. Biff is "in the zone" loving the ride and decides to keep this ride going so heads onto hwy 116 toward Petaluma.
Ah the smell of fresh country air punctuate by occasional manure oder. Biff is loving the ride and ever so easily gliding through the curves. Around a big old blind curves she goes.........oooooooooh noooooooo....... What do her wondering eyes so appear.......hmmmmm......... Biff pulls on her brakes and has to come to a complete stop to observe a very very very large COW in the middle of the road. Now there is our curious Biffy stopped in the middle of the road wondering how to get around miss Bessie the cow. This cow is standing across both lanes and there isn't much room to maneuver around Bessie.
So smarty Biffy decides to try to telepathically communicate with Bessie and politely ask her to go on her way and allow traffic to pass. Bessie looks at Biff and sticks her big old tongue out and licks herself. Biff keeps try telepathy..... When all of a sudden Biff thinks she is making progress as Bessie begins to move her hind side...oh joy....Bessie is moving........Biffy's hopes come to a crashing end as suddenly the road way has two more large hazards on it. PLOP PLOP......... Bessie pooped..........Oy vey.........
Now what is our heroin to do......Biff looks that darn cow right in the eye and hits the gas and cruises right in front of miss Bessie. No pooping cows will stop our heroin from her biking adventures.....BORN TO RIDE......Ah what will Biff next adventure be...
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